From the February Stuff:
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100 SEXIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD 0 0 DON'T THANK US. Your support of our magazine means that we can afford to maintain or gambling and chemical dependencies in the style to which we've been accustomed. That's why we don't want to enter the next millennium without saying thank you in a way that is distinctly our own. We had lots of great ideas that fell through for various reasons. First, we wanted to staple a canned ham to each issue, until our circulation department pointed out that the postage costs would put us out of business in a week. Then, the pinheads at NASA balked at our space-shuttle road trip, even after we proved all the discarded beer cans would burn up on reentry. And so on... And then it struck us: Why not simply collect 100 of the most mind-numbingly beautiful women of the last, this, the next, or any millennium you've got, gather the girls' drop-dead sexiest pictures and put 'em all in one free, spectacular mini magazine? Well, let's just say there were no strenuous objections to the idea. We spent the next month meticulously poring over coronary-inducing images to give you a magnificent product; unfortunately, doing it reinforced the harsh realization that, working the hours we do, this was the closest we were ever gonna to get to girls like this. So here you are: Happy New Year. Hope you enjoy the fruits of our labor, you lucky bastards. - The Editors of Stuff
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I agree that all these women are sexy. But what happened to two of my favorites, Cindy Crawford and Catherine Zeta-Jones? I'm sure it's because they never appeared in Stuff or Maxim. And I wouldn't have chosen Jennifer Lopez number one. Puff Daddy must have held a gun to the heads of the editors.