From the February Stuff:

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100 SEXIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD
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DON'T THANK US. Your support of our magazine means that we can afford to maintain or gambling and chemical dependencies in the style to which we've been accustomed. That's why we don't want to enter the next millennium without saying thank you in a way that is distinctly our own. We had lots of great ideas that fell through for various reasons. First, we wanted to staple a canned ham to each issue, until our circulation department pointed out that the postage costs would put us out of business in a week. Then, the pinheads at NASA balked at our space-shuttle road trip, even after we proved all the discarded beer cans would burn up on reentry. And so on...

And then it struck us: Why not simply collect 100 of the most mind-numbingly beautiful women of the last, this, the next, or any millennium you've got, gather the girls' drop-dead sexiest pictures and put 'em all in one free, spectacular mini magazine? Well, let's just say there were no strenuous objections to the idea. We spent the next month meticulously poring over coronary-inducing images to give you a magnificent product; unfortunately, doing it reinforced the harsh realization that, working the hours we do, this was the closest we were ever gonna to get to girls like this. So here you are: Happy New Year. Hope you enjoy the fruits of our labor, you lucky bastards.

- The Editors of Stuff

100 Emmanuelle Béart 99 DJ Rap 98 Michelle Yeoh
97 Foxy Brown 96 Vanessa Paradis 95 Marley Shelton
94 Tia Carrere 93 Shannon Elizabeth 92 Esther Cañadas
91 Gina Gershon 90 Josie Maran 89 Angie Harmon
88 Heather Locklear
She's made grown men
weep for two decades and
finally gaveSpin City some
positive... spin. Heather,
we salute you.
87 Jordan Brewster 86 Amy Acuff
85 Bridget Hall 84 Winona Rider 83 James King
82 Ashley Judd 81 Ali Landry 80 Penélope Cruz
79 Keri Russell 78 Kelly Hu 77 Sophie Marceau
76 Amber Valletta 75 Maria Grazia Cucinotta 74 Elizabeth Hurley
73 Virginie Ledoyen 72 Thandie Newton 71 Amy Jo Johnson
70 Vinessa Shaw 69 Marisa Coughlin 68 Fiona Apple
67 Tyra Banks 66 Jessica Simpson 65 Asia Argento
64 Portia DeRossi 63 Daniela Pestova 62 Kate Moss
61 Shania Twain 60 Brittany Murphy 59 Shirley Manson
58 Rebecca Gayheart 57 DJ Sassy 56 Jessica Biel
55 Selma Blair 54 Claire Danes 53 Garcelle Beauvais
52 Natasha Henstridge 51 Claire Forlani 50 Vanessa Marcil
49 Monica Bellucci 48 Sarah Michelle Gellar 47 Serena Altschul
46 Dominique Swain 45 Jodi Lyn O'Keefe 44 Eliza Dushku
43 Amy Smart 42 Carly Pope 41 Ana Paul
40 Tamala Jones 39 Amanda Peet 38 Tara Reid
37 Laura Prepon 36 Milla Jovovich 35 Heidi Klum
34 Nikki Cox 33 Bai Ling 32 Christina Ricci
31 Kirsten Dunst 30 Jessica Alba 29 Rosario Dawson
28 Alicia Witt 27 Leslie Bibb 26 Heather Graham
25 Jaime Pressly 24 Caprice 23 Charisma Carpenter
22 Robin Tunney 21 Rachael Leigh Cook 20 Julia Stiles
19 Sarah Polley 18 Nia Long 17 Denise Richards
The Wild Thing who
rocked Bond's World.
16 Rebecca Romijn-Stamos 15 Laetitia Casta 14 Katie Holmes
13 Cameron Diaz 12 Lauryn Hill 11 Halle Berry
10 Salma Hayek 9 Alyssa Milano
The love of our life.
End of story.
8 Kate Hudson
7 Neve Campbell 6 Mena Suvari 5 Michael Michele
4 Adriana Karembeu 3 Angelina Jolie 2 Charlize Theron
1 Jennifer Lopez


I agree that all these women are sexy. But what happened to two of my favorites, Cindy Crawford and Catherine Zeta-Jones? I'm sure it's because they never appeared in Stuff or Maxim. And I wouldn't have chosen Jennifer Lopez number one. Puff Daddy must have held a gun to the heads of the editors.


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