Jamie
LUNER
New Bitch In Town
Remember when the jugs-a-jigglin' Jamie Luner was just a fresh-faced juvenile actress on Growing Pains back in the Eighties? No, we don't either. And why would we want to? It was when Jamie entered her bitch phase that we really tuned in. Her broadcast beginnings harken back to Spelling's nighttime Southern soaper Savannah, featuring Jamie as a horny seductress with a pudenda agenda all her own. Savannah had barely gone off the air when Spelling had Luner jiggle right on over to Melrose Place, where her Lexi Sterling is, er, well, a horny seductress. Hey, we ain't here to comment on her range as an actress! But we can offer you some hot shots from Jamie's obscure 1994 direct-to-video erotic thriller Tryst. In it, Jamie portrays a horny seductress (sigh...) with a Luner surface that any warm-blooded armchair astronaut would give his remote control to explore (right)!
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