From the February 29th Star:

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Janet Charlton

Sorry, Charlie
Spin City producers may be excited at the prospect of adding Charlie Sheen to the cast now that Michael J. Fox is leaving, but Heather Locklear's not so thrilled. If Charlie is hired, the show will relocate to Los Angeles. Heather doesn't mind returning to L.A., but privately she'd rather have Tony Danza as her co-star. Heather suspects that Charlie doesn't have much respect for women and behind the scenes she's hoping negotiations with Sheen will fall through and Tony will end up joining the cast.

If Tony Danza had gotten the job, that would mean that Alyssa Milano's father from Who's the Boss? would be Heather's boss. And Alyssa Milano slept with her boss, Kyle, on The Place, who happened to be Heather's husband. So if Heather slept with Alyssa's father on Spin, they would have come full circle. And if Heather ever married Tony, that would mean that Heather would be Alyssa's stepmother... and that Kyle would then be some sort of a Woody Allen-like ex-stepfather-in-law... and it's getting pretty late and I should be going to bed...

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