From the August 15th National Enquirer:
FASHION
VICTIM OF THE WEEK Alyssa Milano, is that you under all that material? The "Who's the Boss?" cutie-turned-sexpot disguises herself as a frumpy lab technician with this ill-fitting coat and messy hair-style. Her dreary below-the-knee fringed denim skirt does nothing for her, either. A crop top and flirty feet are the only reminders of her famous "charm." |
When I saw her, she had already lost the lab coat. My first thought was, "she needs a shorter skirt." A much, much shorter skirt. And I didn't like her shoes.