From the June 6th National Enquirer:

OH, HOW TIMES CHANGE!
HEATHER FROLICS IN PARADISE
... as ex-hubby Tommy shares
his jail cell with the bugs!
By JESSE OPPENHEIMER

Aloha Tommy! We're having a wonderful time and glad you're not here.
     Gorgeous Heather Locklear, her hubby Richie Sambora and six-month-old daughter Ava went on a postcard-perfect Hawaiian holiday - while Heather's wildman ex-hubby Tommy Lee entered a Los Angeles slammer for a six-month stretch.
     Bad boy Tommy - convicted of beating up his curvy wife Pamela Anderson - was hauled off on May 20 to Men's Central Jail where hoem is a tiny 8-by-8-foot cockroach-infested cell.
     Happy to be rid of Tommy, new mom Heather glowed under the hot sun.
     "This is truly paradise - to be here with the two people I love most - Richie and Ava," the "Melorse Place" star told a fellow guest, who took these fun-filled pix.
     But while Heather frolicked at the posh Four Seasons hotel in Kailua Kona, Tommy was trying to get used to a hard bunk in what amounts to solitary confinement.
     "Tommy is housed in a single-person cell separated from the general prison population because of safety concerns," said Deputy Bill Martin.
     Explained an insider:
     "Nobody can beat up a goddess like Pamela Anderson without someone gunning for them. Tommy will be allowed out of his cell only twice a week to shower, twice a week to exercise and twice a week to see visitors."
     His caviar tastes are being assaulted by runny scrambled eggs and luncheon meat. And instead of partying all night, Tommy endures lights-out at 9 p.m. and rises at 5:30 a.m.
     Added the insider: "Tommy will have friends - the cockroaches!"


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